maybe the raccoon stole it
@Captain Penis, maybe the raccoon is the remote
@echoXbeast, Maybe the raccoon is the store...
@The Black Imposter, maybe
@Captain Penis, That's racist.
@Phantom of the Porno, for the dog or rocket raccoon?
@echoXbeast, so you're saying you don't have a raccoon shaped remote at your house?
@Thinlizzy, do you?
@Captain Penis, maybe you shouldn't be racist
@Thursday, I thought you were gonna throw the tv at the racco
@echoXbeast, *throws raccoon at tv* no... Don't think so
@Captain Penis, why the fvck do you have a raccoon
Well according to where that raccoon's hand is it don't seem so boring
@KaijuKoitus, 2 dudes watching erotica together isn't homosexual. Especially with the "No homo" rule.
Why is there a raccoon?
@Tuffthing, Its a lazy Sunday and he just wants some tv
Rocket, get off your lazy ass!
Thats a weird looking cat