I ask myself the same question every day, alien guy.
@Tyler643, I auto corrected I desire leaves to I desire sticks
That last panel has never been truer
“Will you have the chips or the salad?”
Ok the sticks are fries what's the leaves?
@karuladrifher89, it’s breadsticks or salad I believe....
@Not A Wolf, I don't think they make breadsticks in oil?
@WarriorOfTheNorth, nice places have hot oil for you to dip in, why would a place have fries or salad as an option?
@WarriorOfTheNorth, although potatoes make more sense because starch....
@Not A Wolf, most restaurants have side options and they are almost always fries or salads(along with other vegetables and starchy goodness)
And I’ve never seen a place that asks if you want a side salad or a side of breadsticks with hot dipping oil.
@Not A Wolf, they do room temp olive oil to dip fresh baked bread in, but I've never been to a place where it's hot
@Richard Cypher, I guess I just haven’t been to any restaurant that serves fries in like a decade-ish so I believe you lol
Well the leaves can have good flavour so that's a fine justification