Just some gaming logic
Mass Effect: You can't save everyone. Walking Dead: YOU CAN'T SAVE EVERYONE. Borderlands: Dammit Brick, YOU CAN'T KILL EVERYONE.
@SimonPetrikov, Dragon Quest: you will meet tons of people, but the only ones you will see for more than a few days will die.
TF2: what you can't see will hurt you.
Pokemon: DON'T RIDE THAT BIKE INSIDE!
Mario: as long as you have magic mushrooms, you're fine.
Legend of Zelda: you can save the world but the average person will not know your name, and your story will still be named after the beautiful girl.
@Dragon Fetish, Skyrim: Kill dragons to make people love you
@SimonPetrikov, goat simulator: some people are on drugs.
@SimonPetrikov, Dragon Quest sentinels of the starry sky and Dark Sun: kill the wrong Dragon and everyone hates you.
@Dragon Fetish, Bioshock Infinite: there are always constants, variables, and plot twists.
@SimonPetrikov, dark souls: walk into a room and get but humped from behind by a screaming troll
@Dragon Fetish, TF2 would be "Get hats or get out."
@ Sexy Pink Tricycle , yes. That too, but spies, sentries, heavies, pyros, and snipers you can't see hurt you.
@hurt urself pooping, Dragon Age II: If you do anything, chaos ensues. If you do nothing, chaos ensues. Because someone else is bound to fvck shjt up.
@SimonPetrikov, Borderlands: Bonerfarts
@Bonnarfarm, Borderlands: If asked, Bloodwing will, in fact, give them Hell
@SimonPetrikov, Call of Duty Ghosts: All that work you did was for nothing. (Because of the ending they're probably going to make a sequel, man that was a bad ending. Please don't attack me for talking about cod, not all of them are bad, but ghosts is)
@Bagelbrute, I never played Ghosts, but I know that regardless of everything else CoD actually has some pretty awesome stories and characters.
@SimonPetrikov, that is absolutely correct who can forget Simon "Ghost", Reznov, Price and S-s-soap. *starts crying* HE DIDNT DESERVE IT, HE WAS THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING!
@Bagelbrute, Reznov is infinitely awesome, but being voiced by Gary gorram Oldman will do that. And Soap...let's, uh, let's not talk about him...*man-tear*
@SimonPetrikov, never drop the Soap ... Or you'll pay the Price
@Bagelbrute, Shjt, that deserves top comment
Titans fall from the sky and shoot things
@Bus Full of Kids, i dont see the downside to this.
@Bus Full of Kids, on that day, humanity remembered that it lived in fear of things.
@Bus Full of Kids, we are talking about VALVE games idiot
@Bus Full of Kids, They also break through the wall and eat people
@Bus Full of Kids, Master Chief is a titan?
TF2: Hats = Money
Video games in a nutshell
@Athletics22, society in a nutshell.
@Athletics22, VALVe games in a nutshell.
@Dr Deadpool, Walnuts in a nutshell
*picture of Battlefield 4* Even next-gen games have terrible lag.
@877CashNow, "next gen"
@TermsOfEnrampagement, battle field 4 ruined the chances of that franchise making it past cod. *puts all money on titan fall*
@CvntCrusader, it's still better than COD in my opinion
@CvntCrusader, titan fall was just as bad, little content for full price
You bleed out your eyes, but heal completely in 5 seconds
@Kangaroo Jacked, lol that doesnt happen in valve games, thank god
No TF2? Ok....
We give many fvcks about you. Don't listen to this.
@Aperture Employee, yeah, you have me this awesome gun, some blue and orange paint, and this sentry gun! *turret gun fire* and it shot the dog again.
@Aperture Employee, by my calculations we give 0.00000000000768 fvcks for each person and 12 fvcks for each robot, have a nice day
15 April 2014 #15April2014
Funny pics version of 3rd one: You can be first, just don't say it
This was a valve compilation. Next, can we have an EA one that it's a picture of a middle finger exploding out of a turd?
@KneelOn, that's brings immense joy to me. I will look around
Earthbound: Mushrooms are stronger then snakes, a gigantic barf runs a factory, a giant red demonic red blur wants to kill me, don't trust people with blue clothes and ALWAYS respect the Mr. Saturns.
Stormtroopers: can't kill ANYONE
Actually, Bill wasn't alive when the two Left 4 Dead crews met up.
I'm way behind on my beating quota.
Tf2: Hats, just hats...
Dark Souls: Death is everywhere and sometimes we dont know it.
Hotline Miami: It is a mother f*cking game!
Dark souls 1 and 2: Praise the Sun!
There isn't a THIRD Valve picture after this. SO CLOSE.
I was absolutely crushed when there wasn't a third VALVe pic after this one.
Dead rising logic: hockey pucks do more damage then a 9 mm pistol