The bottom translates to "air in tires doesn't mean it floats"
@RP Jesus, I only recognize the words "attack", "concert", and "Manchester"...weird.
@Captain Penis, that's probably what it says. I can't read any of it. And that's why I always stay home
@Captain Penis, lol better learn nuts, bolts, backpack and loitering now too
@RP Jesus, translation: "trying to wash a bike with a quick dip in the water but the bike sunk all the way down and that guy is fvcked" I'm paraphrasing of course
What was the goal here?
@Spider4x, to confuse us all
@Spider4x, 3 minutes before he started filming the guy said, "My bike is so light it can float"
@Spider4x, to clean his bike in the pond
@xXRoadSpikeXx, does no good when it fills with water.
If you watch it in reverse he summons a bicycle from a river.
I think he misunderstood what a triathlon is
Typical cyclist. First they annoy cars by driving on the road, then pedestrians but (illegally) going on the pavement, now they want to annoy ship captains by cycling on water. What's next, space? When will this madness end?
*river goddess appears with gold bike, silver bike and his bike*
How not to wash a bike.