@RP Jesus, translation: "trying to wash a bike with a quick dip in the water but the bike sunk all the way down and that guy is fvcked" I'm paraphrasing of course
Typical cyclist. First they annoy cars by driving on the road, then pedestrians but (illegally) going on the pavement, now they want to annoy ship captains by cycling on water. What's next, space? When will this madness end?
The bottom translates to "air in tires doesn't mean it floats"