Depending on her condition, thats actually pretty nice of him tbh
@moneyeatnoodles, I mean, with a description like "death party" I'd imagine it was probably warranted.
@moneyeatnoodles, Plot twist - she was there for an ingrown toenail.
Florida mans grandparents live in Minnesota then?
@Twatasaurusrex, everyone retires to Florida eventually
@Twatasaurusrex, one does
Did they at least give him high fives while arresting him?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, man, it was so easy to convince him to do this, and yes I high fives him 100 times after selling him the meth
I think that’s how we all want to spend our remaining days
Uhhh, thats Tobey Maguire
Real heros dont wear capes
@sikkdog, Bro you bet your butt he was wearing a cape while they were having sex
@Nekozombie, damn i didnt think of that. You got a point
@Hot Coffee, what
@Heywood Jablomi, it’s a salute. The ‘o’ is head, the ‘7’ is the bent arm to the side of the head.
@Hot Coffee, thank you sir you’re a true peach
That's a face that says: I don't care, I'll die before any sentence you give me. Jail is on my bucket list anyway.
What was the charge? Awesomeness in the first degree?
And a trip to Six Flags, I'm guessing
The world is that close.
To die of old age would be boring. Go out doing everything illegal and fun that you can.
Six flags grandpa is looking a bit rough
The face you make when you primed that WAP real good.