I guess you can say 'removes glasses' he tossed her salad. Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!
@Broken man, No, you're the supposed to put on the glasses, then make the pun.
@Broken man, I'm not into anal tongue darts, so I'd pass.
@Broken man, he put on the ranch!
@Broken man, then she tossed his salad
Forgetting his medicine, it sends the man into an epileptic seizure salad.
@cuntdestr0yer, You know these comments that make you laugh even more than the picture itself? Yeah, congratulation, you just make one of them. Here, have this upvote
and as he watches her unDRESSING he begins to help her take OLIVE her clothes off and thinks to himself how he can't wait to CAESAR and have dirty dirty sex.
But....that's cabbage....not lettuce...
Specially made for vegetarians
This is the level of smartassieness we want to achieve
I just got really turned on
Someone please write an entire novel based on this
Wow that's not where I thought that was going... But lol
A way to get me to eat my veggies
If my dick was a Caesar salad..!
locally grown *whispers* BUTTER LETTUCE
I thought she was going to say, "Be sure to eat your veggies too!"
Girls, lettuce buy you this bra.
His interest was piqued, I think . . . Maybe. . .
That's actually cabbage....
And then he eats it instead of taking it off
Better than 50 shades of old news.
The guy then whips out a head of lettuce and proceeds to fornicate
28 January 2014
I guess you could say... *puts on sunglasses* ...she left him hungry for more! YEEEAAAAHHHHH
@Paul The Llama, why would anyone be hungry for more lettuce haha?
@Sikowitz, well a you do is drink coconut milk so how would you know
@Paul The Llama, exactly.