A wise man once told me "life is like ifunny, it's trash."
@humantrash, Life is the leading cause of death in this country
@Good Guy Satan, live is one hell of a drug, don't do live kids.
@humantrash, Kids these days getting high in life. Back in my day we got high on cocaine!
@humantrash, whenever my friends see me on this app they ask if it's ifunny. I no longer have any friends.
@Good Guy Satan, I thought it was the Apple of Eden
@Flacid Noodle, life hack: I don't have any friends in the first place to they can't use ifunny...
*cries in a corner*
@Flacid Noodle, want help getting of them? I can help mate.
Life grew a soul patch
@Quarry77, that's death, deaths kinda douchey