Twinkie or toaster strudel
Vasectomy here, so its whatever mood I'm in.
@ThePandaPool , i was supposed to get on instead of my wife tearing out her shjt. Havent done it yet though.
I guess youve answered my question already but to be sure, you still nut like “normal” even after? Or is it like you orgasm but nothing comes out?
@ThePandaPool , does it hurt from time to time?
@MMSieBreeze, it's like nothing has changed in that way. My wife cant even taste a difference.
@TurtleBlink, so I had complications.... even though the procedure was back in February I'm still a little swollen and in pain. Gonna be for another 6 months probably.
@MMSieBreeze, funny bc I actually had those exact questions. Bro of mine had it done... But I can't tell if he is joking or not when he tells me stuff like Panda just did.
@seeUpee, I'm an open book with this stuff. I present it in a way to make people laugh (usually) but it's the truth.
@ThePandaPool , love the taste the difference comment, so lewd
@ThePandaPool , same here! /High-five
@TurtleBlink, I get a full ache from time to time, nothing big
@MMSieBreeze, Get the Vasectomy. Its cheaper and safer then the ladies version.
@ThePandaPool , ouch. 6 months? Get well!
@hazardous1986, hmm but is it worth it? Would you say?
@TurtleBlink, its rough. Thanks.
@TurtleBlink, well, for me, yes. My fiancé and I didn’t make the decision lightly. We made the decision after about a year of thinking on it.
@hazardous1986, fiancé? No disrespect but wouldn’t it have been better to tie the knot first?
@seeUpee, I see what you did there. Seriously underappreciated comment.
@seeUpee, we have been together for 13 years now. We don’t really like titles, we feel we are only getting engaged/married for everyone else. We only care about each other not the titles. We both feel wasting money isn’t necessary.
@hazardous1986, I can respect that. But do get the tittle, even if is just going to the court house and signing papers... for tax and legal reasons is soooo much better on the long run.
@seeUpee, yeah, that’s why we started the engagement thing to get it over with, saving a bit of money how for a small wedding. Literally just got engaged in July
“I started taking birth control so I can stop being my mans toaster streudel and start being his Twinkie”
Blueberry toaster strudels are where it's at. Twinkies aren't even that good
@Nekozombie, I see you too are a man of class and culture
@Hot Coffee, I mean it's not even a question. Are we going to start comparing pop tarts to warm cinnamon rolls next?
@Nekozombie, is that a cinnamon roll? I thought it was a yeast infection
I like to keep my women filled of their void...
Poe que no los dos?
Which option says no to me then fvcks my friends?
@Man with a Cat, that one hit close to home.