When in doubt whip it out. Wait that doesn't work here.
@Wolfbane, oh yes it does
@Wolfbane, Yes it does. It aint gonna suck itself.
You may have an eating disorder?
99% of the time it's the second one and that's why Netflix is my best friend and the reason I'm not 300 pounds
Or just finished fapping
When you stay at home and do nothing... Every time
Usually it's both.