@Screw YOLO, Damn, got to it before me.
Well you're wearing a t shirt
@PeachFuzz, my stepdad wore two pairs of socks at all times so if he was in the woods he was good
So who else checked after reading this while pooping?
Pass the toilet paper, b####!
@moonboy, YEAH B*TCH! TOILETS, OH!
When the class is almost over and the teacher hasn't collected the homework that you didn't do
Tip: use your socks and dispose of them when you're done and then just wear your shoes barefoot
I just wait til it dries
*looks around*oh thank god...I have some..
Think of the time before the invention of toilet paper. Then grab the least valuable item in reach.
Is there a carpet any where within your proximity, if so bingo you are set.
To the kleenex!
Hoping for a clean break
That just reminded me I don't have any toilet paper and I'm already invested...
When you look through your window and think you see two hitmen, but they're actually just Mormons.
Inaccurate, he'd be crying over Andrea or Jane.
I relate on a physical level. As a side note, anyone wanna bring me some TP?
I relate to this on a spiritual level.