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@seeUpee, I can't blame you, their hentai selection is far better than mine
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@BRAZZERS, xHamster... Much different than Hamsterdance.
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Nah man a vagina can hardboil an egg. If that hamsters been up there for 2 days its a dead hamster. Fake story.
@BlazingBowman, breakfast at your house sounds amazing. We still have to use stupid boiling water.
@BlazingBowman, egg white begins to set at 144°F and yolks at 149°F
It is physically impossible for the human body, which maintains a constant temperature ~98°F to hard boil an egg.
@Kliment Voroshilov, huh i guess thats just an internet myth. That hamsters still dead af though.
@The Most Canadian, yeah you should try the sausages with the cream filling.
@BlazingBowman, *only applies to fire crotches
@BlazingBowman, I’m gonna need a study to confirm.
Cant hold it against her, we all have a hamster or two up one orifice or another. I currently have 3-5 in me right now. (I lose track sometimes)
@robee, yeah ones up my gf’s nose atm
@Z0IDBERG, thats hot
@robee, jk i never had a gf before
@Z0IDBERG, same here, explains the hamsters
Lemmiwinks is on a new adventure
How loose is that coochie to be holding a hamster up there?
What the actual fúck?
Pics or it didn't happen