cue laugh track
@Elbow Grease, Ha Ha Ha they need a computer to tell people to laugh because otherwise no one would Ha!
@Elbow Grease, wait am I supposed to laugh? I don't know if I should laugh without a laugh track
@Elbow Grease, all those people in the laugh track have been dead for 20 years. The "woooos" from married with children and the "owwws" from saved by the Bell are next.
I am literally dying right now
@casypup, quick! Call an ambulance!
@Uncle Feely, tHis IS The BEst thiNG iVE EveR SEEN
@casypup, IM SCREAMING
@Uncle Feely, i am literally laughing my ass off.
Remember that one funny joke this show had. Yeah me neither.
Plot twist: he's a vampire
Though it's somewhat vacuous he's technically right.
Oh Sheldon, gotta love ya!
@brattyvette420, I actually hate Sheldon. It's not unheard of for some people to be so intelligent they actually end up mildly retarded. But by Sheldon's age they're usually aware of it. And Leonard's mom is even worse. She's supposedly at the top of her field in psychology and yet she's completely oblivious to Sheldon's and her own MASSIVE failings as human beings? I know I should just enjoy the jokes and at first I did, but after awhile it gets difficult to ignore the hugely obvious flaws in those characters' design and writing.
But yeah, many many people love Sheldon. I get it. I just love the few episodes where he gets some comeuppance and is almost forced to confront his glaring flaws - even though it never actually goes that far...I guess that would kill the show. Maybe in the last 2 or 3 episodes we get to see Sheldon become a real boy?
Sheldon: *awkward inhale and exhale of oxygen from snickering at his grammar*
I mean...it's true...
Talking to literally all of the white girls at school
Is that a dido in his hand?
I thought you've gotten it through your skull about what's figurative and what's literal.
Just now. You said. That you "Literally. Couldn't get out of bed" that makes me want to LITERALLY smack a crowbar across your stupid head!
Teenage girls on Tumblr be like