A yellow bird🎶
This isn’t as funny as you think it is
On my window still. Flew in for some bread. Gave him some. And now hes dead cause iiiii stomped on his fvckin head.
@StupidPotatoes, I disagree with your disagree
@seeUpee, no, you're beautiful!
@StupidPotatoes, Ahahaha... you sure love that! I came back ready to argue about something and baaam.
@seeUpee, yeah lol. I just love the reactions I get. Always diffuse the situation with kindness and love, it's the way to be!
@StupidPotatoes, I mean... I guess... don’t think it would work if I used it.
Guy at the bar: you looking at my girl brah!?!?
Me: hey bro, nhaaaw I was trying to get the bartender’s attention.
Guy: nhaaaaw brah, I just saw you smiling at her. Like we throwing down.
Me: no seriously bro, just want a beer.... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
Guy:....…………… oh so you gey now too!!!???
*get punched on my face*
@seeUpee, nah man, that always turns into a make out sesh. Don't worry, you'll love it
@StupidPotatoes, Ahahah wouldn’t the world be something else if that is how it all was
@seeUpee, itd be a magical place
🎶Did you forget that yellow bird?
How could you forget your, yellow bird?🎶
I only know two verses. Bird in silk and mouse on toilet. Anyone else got more for me?