My penis and clowns are quite similar, they both terrify people when they are out in public.
@Swagneto, *watches penis eat someone's face off* yeah I can see why...
@Swagneto, what about at kids birthday parties?
@maxtheskyrimviking, Oh they love it, especially when they squeezed my red nose. ;)
At least he has a girlfriend
"Hahahahaha!! You think that'll fit!?"
My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my penis... Because I don't have one. :(
It comes with balls for juggling.