"What they gonna do afterwards? Fire me?"
@Sambob, nah, that'll blow everything out of proportion
"Situation has been defused"
Is this not the plot to the hurt locker?
What does "EOD" mean? "Erogenous(/Erotic) Orifice Devastation?" Or "...Destruction?"
@King Spunkmonkey, Explosive Ordinance Disposal
Usually the military version of the civilian Bomb Squad
Oddly, being extremely cavalier about dying makes you great at this job.
I work at an explosives plant, and one day we were carrying this heavy test article back to the test site, and our VP of engineering at the time said, "Remember, if you drop it, it won't hurt." I was new then, but those words stuck with me.