*slowly starts to thrust pelvis*
The things men do for sex
@cooking spider420, she fell asleep during it
@Dragondoot, which is normally a male characteristic
@cooking spider420, you can even see it in the lizards eye
@cooking spider420, she was faking it
@Sriracha, because lizards don't get headaches
@cooking spider420, maybe not, but she can pretend to be asleep
@Sriracha, I'm not 100% sure that that would make him stop, but I don't know, I'm not a Herpetologist.
@cooking spider420, hmmm you have a point there lol
What do the rules and customs of medieval knighthood have to do with this picture?
@Magnamon, the same old stupid, ignorant women (am I right?)
@The Megaton Bomb, *Triggered*
I had two geckos do this once. Except, they're both female..
Yes, that's why he's doing it, chivalry.
@GoFhakUrself, can you imagine how exhausting that would be? He'd be struggling between "man, I wanna let go, but she got dem scales doe"
I sleep like this with my girlfriend every night. What's so funny about it?
@Naga Shadow, that you call your hand your gf
@Naga Shadow, Apply this ointment TO THE BURN!!!
One time I was in Florida. One lizard literally jumped on another ones back and they had sex. I wanted to scream rape but I was in public.
"But there's so many other places to sleep Martha--"
"I WANT TO SLEEP HERE."
What a bitch