My first gf didnt agree with this
@DarthPanserbjorn, Tell her to take her complaints up with the back of your hand
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, well... Shes no longer my gf for the very fact that she also felt she could touch other butts... To keep with the theme... So i guess i kinda did
@DarthPanserbjorn, Well if it makes a feel better my ex decided she likes needles and screwing people for said needles
@TheyCallMeTaterSalad, i think you have me beat, friend
@DarthPanserbjorn, It all hurts the same my dude. But I'm over it thankfully.
@DarthPanserbjorn, that is twisted logic, sounds like she was into cuckolding. Hopefully you didn't stay there long
He touched the butt!
@Possible Paradox, I am not sure if this will ever get old.
And this is why I look at the front bulge in other men's pants, ALL THE TIME.
It's better when you read it like Trump making a business deal
My husband disagrees with this statement. I can't look at anyone's anything...
@Anditazz, your husband is a wise man.