Pikachu I choose you! Use thunderbolt!
*its a critical hit!*
*Gotcha! Wild potential girlfriend was caught!*
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, don't electrocute potential girlfriends into potential states of cardiac arrest
@Abusive Breasts, I will admit it might not be the best strategy. But hey, to each his own right ?
@Abusive Breasts, so sleep powder, harden, then pound?
@Abusive Breasts, but I like to be abusive to their breasts and give them cardiac arrests.
@InsaneAnimeCleavage, yes. In that order. And then waterfall.
Then I'll put you in the PC and you'll stay with me forever...
But that's not how you catch a Pokémon! That's how you return one to its Pokéball! *nerd rage*
Oldies and super dark humor anybody?