Assuming each swipe is roughly an inch, there are 63,360 inches in a mile. Just to throw it out there, of the average funnypics update is 20 pictures (as if), then you have swiped a mile after 3168 updates. (Not including unlocking phone or scrolling through apps).
I wonder how many meters I've jumped with my hand ;)
@LieRen, more like pole vaulting
This is too much for 4/20
Thumbs up of your thumb is likely as olympian. If they're gonna put e-sports in the Olympics, why not meme-sports?
Wonder how much I've overcharged my watch