Well remember just because the dick feels little in the vagina doesn't mean it'll feel small in her assh0le... make her scream champ!!
@Randy Magnum , with your small magnum dong
@Randy Magnum , *large strap-on
Dont worry i get the impression nothing feels big to her anymore.
@DeadLogic, like throwing a pack of hotdogs down a hallway?
@Enigmatic Soul, i was thinking a tree down a missle silo but that works too
@Enigmatic Soul, *skag den
@DeadLogic, Han down the Kessel run
Gonna ride my heart-on
My penis identifies as large.
Ladies (decent ones) dont actually care about these things guys
You can't ride a heart but you can ride a face
How did this make it out of uncut? The picture doesn't even serve any purpose to the joke.
It looks like her foot is coming out of her butt.
A bit excessive, but I can appreciate it nonetheless
This is how I feel after having a one night stand with the girl of my dreams 😅