Here, we see the male doing his routine mating dance to attract the females. Needless to say, the dance had not been too effective.
@Rathalos, I don't know... I feel pretty mesmerized by that dance myself...
@Mama Bear, you're right, I did too. But I'm a guy...
@Rathalos, It's okay. The world is a fairly accepting place now. You can be a guy and be mesmerized.
@Rathalos, look at that thrusting hip action. What girl doesn't want that?
They said I could be anything
So I became an inchworm
@Sexy Homunculus, more like 12 inch worm amirite? 😉
He's preparing them for the inchworm
Is this the sliding into the DMs the kids are talking about?
Magikarp used splash!
Silent Hill without Hideo Kojima looks like it'd suck.
This is Australian comedian Frenchy doing what is known as the "sexy slug" he's a pretty funny guy