*Thanos' mum arrives with the infinity chancla*
"Puta, I told you not to go kill half the universe until you cleaned your room"
"But mooom, we're running out of resources"
*Thanos' mum throws the chancla at him*
"I'm running out of patience. Don't you dare talk back to your mother. Now go clean your room"
"I hate you mum. You never let me do anything fun"
*Thanos gets dragged by his ear while getting beat*
@Vegetable Soup, if only his mother was still alive
@Vegetable Soup, actually, Thanos was so hideous in body and soul when he was born that it drove his mother insane when she first looked at him. (Not trying to ruin the joke, just trying to spread some comic trivia.)
He is the Watcher !!!
@DrSin, no but he works for them
Thanos: *snaps fingers*
Stanley: I created you. You can't destroy me!
@theshadosnipe, Actually Jim Starlin created Thanos....The More You Know
@TORGUE FLEXINGTON, so that's who to blame for half the universe dying
@theshadosnipe, I don’t feel very excelsior...