Finally got my girlfriend to have anal !!
Now im scared of her dildos..
@IDidCokeOnce, you have conquered to dark hole. Welcome to manhood. If you did it good you'll have something to do when her red river flows
@IDidCokeOnce, my boyfriend and I do anal on the reg. Everyone told me it'd get me a ring. The neglected to mention it would cost me one too....
@IDidCokeOnce, disclaimer: the following is a joke and does not represent the personal, political, or gastronomical opinions of this poster.
"Why is anal better than regular sex?"
"Because it's warmer, tighter, and degrades women."
@IDidCokeOnce, i love anal. I also love eating the booty like groceries. Mmmmm. I can be in my GF booty all day if i could hehe but shes a lil shy about it since its fairly new to us hehe
Love, is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel penetration. A man sticks his location in a woman's destination to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration? 😏
@We Are Groot, A few years ago there was a pic posted with a similar rhyme on it. Just a few words' difference.
@We Are Groot, I think I need a demo please
@Anonymous Jack III, They made one with a bunch of social media names instead, but still the same concept.
I've done anal before with a girl pretty regularly and it's ok idk why people glorify it so much. The v is so much better just wet and great.
Give Doug Benson a little credit for this line
@Mark Hamills nips , Glad I'm not the only DB fan over here
*takes to crematorium*
But if it's dead, that means....
How do you leave big gaps in your message? Ive tried to but it didnt work
@Jipz, If you mean on this app, use whatever your phone's equivalent of the "enter" key is. For me, it's a little arrow on the bottom right.
Is he live tweeting his pick up lines?
Her: sure just cut it off since it's now useless.