To the guy who stole my laxatives, I don't give a shjt
@Moist Oyster, #bestcomments
To the guy who stole my grandmas corpse, I hope ur sexually satisfied
@VibratingButtChomper, well that escalated quickly.
To the guy who stole my viagra, it won’t be hard to find you!
To the guy who stole my election, Пусть ваша виагра никогда не будет работать.
To the guy who stole my daughter,I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
To the guy who stole my confidence, I hope you're proud of yourself
Cause I sure as hell ain’t