That's almost anime protagonist level of dense.
@animebigboy , or the ultimate thot destroyer.
@animebigboy , or he knows that it’s a fake
@animebigboy , considering hes on tinder I think it's safe to assume hes making a joke
Twist: he's talking to another gay man
Miss me with that straight shjt
Wow!! Major friend zoned
Well I'm a single man looking for a girl to keep warm
IF SHE BREATHES,SHE’S A THOT!