Is your girlfriend legal? This sounds suspiciously like a child
@Cl3v3rN1ckn4me, she’s 21 in dog-years
@A Deformed Penis, *police sirens*
@open name, oh no not again
@A Deformed Penis, hi im chris hansen, why dont you take a seat?
@A Deformed Penis, *Pikachu meme face*
@A Deformed Penis, small or large dog?
My ex would literally dry up like sponge bob when he visited sandies place, whenever I talked about Star Wars. I actually learned to use the “force” to my advantage so I could actually get a nights sleep. It would usually start off with “ guess why I love the imperial class 2 star destroyer”
Upvote number 32
I tried to do an airplane noise
Wrong... so wrong!!