Technically you're guardian of the galaxies. Don't sell yourself short. It's a big universe out there.
@DividedAlliance, and possibly not waterproof
No it makes you the security guard at the Samsung store. Stop smoking so much.
@notMrWonka, you can't tell me what to do dad
But what happens if Chris Pratt was that security guard?
@TubaPride, cmon man...
@Pool boy till I die, who?
@TubaPride, it would be a Guardian of the Galaxy guarding the Galaxies
I'll take it
Why would you guard the cheapest thing in the store? This isn't apple.
Fvck yeah it does!
If I kill my parents and wear a cape does that make me Batman?
@king trufflebutter, no, it means you're wanted for a double homicide
As long as there's a hot green chick there I'm in!
Man I love that stuckpixel allows repoasting but when I put up 4 original posts 1 gets accepted
I should f*cking hope so.