Helpful tip: If your significant other ever cheats with you resulting in a breakup, only steal or slash THREE tires. Most insurance companies will cover all four, but not three.
@Dr Simon Acula, wow, thanks Satan. *saves for future use*
@Dr Simon Acula, or mix nair with their conditioner or shampoo
@Dr Simon Acula, what if it doesn't result in a break up?
@Azubarax, then you're either a dumbass or married. If you're married then you'd just be slashing your own tires.
@Dr Simon Acula, slash the fourth yourself
@Lord Tator, it's Dr. Satan
@Dr Simon Acula, I fear the reason you know this
@Dr Simon Acula, it can also result in a felony... So there is that
@Dr Simon Acula, isn't it illegal to slash tires?
@libertarianlol, It's only illegal if you get caught
@Dr Simon Acula, #bestcomments
When you know you're in a hood
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Easy, sell the kids
I'm a ghetto girl, in a ghetto woooorld...
Barbie lives in a rough neighborhood apparently