When anyone asks what narcissism is just show them this picture
Nobody wants something used for Christmas
@Fackinloaded, Wait...i think i do...
@Fackinloaded, damn, that was savage.
@Fackinloaded, hahahaa. I clicked comments just so I could like it.
Oh boy, I hope it’s a bicycle!
@OriginalUsername1, you can ride it like one 😉
@OriginalUsername1, It's a shiny new meat bicycle. (Borderlands reference)
@OriginalUsername1, the town bicycle
@Yukimura, I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
Nah that's fine... But all she would get for Christmas from me... Is me, with the same message. Who wants to take bets on how well that would go? Think she would like her gift like I'm supposed to like mine?
@Steaknuggets, I think it would be filed under "and those were the last words he ever said!"
Where’s the gift receipt? I wanted a big tiddied goth gf
@sammy23535, pwettyy conceited.
Found Mrs. Frozone. She is the greatest present you’re ever gonna get
Seriously. Without their hole, no one would ever want to hear a woman talk.
He had to waste a shjt ton of money for her to even glance at him. Hope he kept the receipt.
Can I use it a couple times then return it?
Goodness, I don’t want to know this stuck up woman
Make sure to wrap your gift for her before you give it to her