Masterbation is basically gay because you're you (guy or girl) playing with yourself (still a guy or girl). So unless I'm mistaken when Plato said "E=mc^2" he ment "miss me with that gay shjt"
@crazysheep, Actually E=mc^2 means enlarged manhood creates cum.
This is why you watch the brother/sister category and then the two incests cancel eachother out
That’s why I avoid mirrors as I do it
@megamanx181x, Who the hell faps in front of a mirror? That's mixture of gayness and narcissism seldom seen.
@The Flame War, gay narcissistic guys of coursen
@ TouchMyCatEars, Don't you see a bit of an immediate problem?