But will he get some Chic-Fil-atio?
@JiggleMyPuffs, if they're working at Chic-fil-A, they probably ain't doin sh!t till they're married, can't be sinning when you work in God's fast food chain
@TheWafflingDead, those poor employees
@TheWafflingDead, ah but there’s always the old poop-hole loop-hole
@JiggleMyPuffs, *slow clap*
@JiggleMyPuffs, maybe some chic-fil-anal because God doesn't pay attention to what happens at the back door.
The fact that this young man got a response such as "it would be my pleasure" means he's probably gonna crush that puss.
Haven’t laughed this hard since John wicks dog died
Can love bloom over the deep frier?
@megamanx181x, you’ve obviously never had an Outback Bloomin Onion
this sounds scarily like how I met my girlfriend
“I’m...I’m gonna...I’m gonna PLEASURE!”
This gave me cancer...
I love Chic-fil-atio
The thing that bothers me most is Chick-fil-A is so Christian they have underage girls telling me that I'm pleasuring them.