I'm 6'4", and am morbidly obese...
@Janky McSkanky, u must be a real big boy, I feared guys like you when I played football in highschool, my coach was like "just hold him off", then I'd be instantly flattened
@Janky McSkanky, my man. High five! HA. *pulls shirt back down over my fat stomach because when I raised my hand to high five it lifted the bottom a little and I’m super self conscious about it but I try to hide it in false confidence*
@Janky McSkanky, Brother! 6' 4" and a beer gut that makes me the baddest dad in the neighborhood... and I ain't got kids!
@Janky McSkanky, show off. I've been trying steadily for years and only recently have I started to ne blessed with the satisfying slap of an actual belly.
Good thing I’m over six feet. I’m not a fatass... phew
Oh but god forbid I say girls better not be over 100lbs then I’m a sexist... and I like my girls malnourished apparently
I may only be 5'5 but I'm fit and funny. Does that count toward anything?
@MrGrey89, I found Tom cruise!
@BearDaniels, Is Tom Cruise really that funny though?
@BearDaniels, dammit! They're onto me
It's called a joke
@Hoopscallion, do you are have stupid?
Glad she's only around for 80 summers
I just got in trouble for waking her up. I was trying to laugh quietly but the shaking gave me away.
Believe me, if I could get a few extra inches through a special kind of workout regime, I'd be on that.
She must be talking about the newly installed rack in her local gym, stretch training. Highly recommended.