Like a true American!
Say Oil 3 times into a mirror and Captain America shows up. True story
Man terrorizes Germans with a frisbee
He may have America’s Ass, but I have Canada’s Crack, and my buddy has Britain’s buttocks.
Cap is the true Greatest American Hero
🎶Believe it or not, I'm walkin on air! I never thought I could be so free-he-hee!🎶
How dare he roid up before an event, he might just loose his national sponsorship.
To defeat the army of drug addicts, you must become one yourself