I mean I’d fvck her
@Richard Cypher, who wouldn't?
@Nudity Industries, people who didn't want herpies
Either you would be dead from the cold or my food would be spoiled from lack of cold. Either way I would be unhappily throwing out garbage.
I sharted for the first time today. I’m glad you can all be apart of this journey.
@Man with a Cat, congratulations! You're an adult now
Go and buy like a stores worth of disinfectant. I've seen her P0rnHub account
@Luciferthefalln1, she actually has a pr0nhub account?
@Jipz, yes but it's all clickbait where the titles seem like porn, but it's not porn
@Luciferthefalln1, thats literally her entire brand
@Dexios S Divine, yeah, I don't understand why everyone is so outraged, she did what she said she would do.
Close it so you can chill the hell out.... Also I need to borrow someone's truck to take a bad fridge to the dump.
@TheComfyPillow, sadly most dumps make you remove the door before you dispose of one. Probably for this very reason.
But if you (or our friend) have a boat you’re golden!
@pleroma77, Fvcking genius!
@pleroma77, I'm... Not going to ask how you have a perfect plan for a situation like this.
@TheComfyPillow, instructions unclear; took a dump in your fridge
@Empshok, you're just adding to the pile already in there really
@TheComfyPillow, now the door won't shut.
@Empshok, I have bungee cords, I couldn't find anyone with a boat so I've decided to abandon the house. The next people can deal with all this and I'll find out what happened in the next conjuring movie.
@TheComfyPillow, that's a good call. You up for Taco Bell? I really voided my bowels with that one...
@Empshok, always up for taco bell
"Where the fvck my ketchup"
Honestly? Probably stare blankly while my brain tried to work out why there was a person in my fridge, give up, shrug slightly, pick up the milk, close the door and go make myself a coffee.
I'd be rather frightened, honestly. I mean, the other bodies in my freezer don't smile at me, that's kinda creepy.
As long as she doesn’t touch my food.
Where my good you cunt?!?