Until you deep throat a fork trying to eat some soup
@buttspider, you don't usually deep throat your fork? *lowers fork*
@Dragidos, *raises fork back up* nobody's stopping you
@buttspider, *confused, leaves fork at mid level for the rest of eternity*
@buttspider, that'd when you turn it sideways... see? Innovation loo
@buttspider, you sip from the side if the spoon, like any other soup spoon. You uncultured swine.
@napstablook, what about Chunky
@buttspider, use the fork part for the chunks
@napstablook, i like to eat chunky with a spoon because i can get more chunks that way.
@napstablook, but then you make slurping noises and people will give you dirty looks
@PandaPoots, not if you do it properly
@napstablook, Really not feelin up to it right now. Sorry.
In all seriousness, though, I remember learning about the proper technique of a soup spoon in middle school. However, I ended up making more noise with that technique than if I used a spoon like a fork.
A fpoon, what will you think of next.. Germany
@NONSENSE, upvote for Key and Peele reference
@Innocent Bystander, sucks the show ended, but hope they both do well on their own
@NONSENSE, a fpoon
@NONSENSE, isnt this still a spork ?
@Tis but a scratch, look up key and peele continental breakfast bud
@NONSENSE, Founds like you've got a fpeach impediment
@NONSENSE, I'm glad they did before they started becoming repetitive though. Bow out while you're at the top
@Colombian Sugar, true
@NONSENSE, a sproke.
What a time to be alive. We're too young for mass space travel but we have sfporks!
But where's the knife?
@FriendlyFirefighter , the handle
This is the future* inserts finger into loop made by other hand*
Thanks to science
Its a spork
S P O R K 2 . 0
OK NO!! ABSOLUTELY NO!! THE SPORK IS ALREADY THE FUTURE AND HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE!! PUT THAT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME!! SUCH AN ABOMINATION!!
Chop sticks are the perfect utensils
God that's just infuriating to look at.
And now... and now.. and now.. and now... and now.. and now.. and now
The sporks are evolving