This one is kind of clever
@Depressed Cashier, because it has it's ups and downs? Or because it works on so many levels?
@Magnifico, it's crap all over
I know a guy who has shat in several washing machines because the owners of said machines pissed him off.
What crap goes up, must come down
for dealing with floors of a building its storey*
Some shjt’s going down.