My girlfriend calls my penis Mr. Wellington 💛
@DiSoNeGuY, my girlfriend calls it , because I’m sad and alone. I’m happy of for you though and I wish you two the best of luck.
@DiSoNeGuY, No way she calls mine that too!
Wife gave me a coupon for a BJ for my birthday.
@A Deformed Penis, that is just sad man. Birthday sex is a given, no need to use coupons.
@seeUpee, No, no... That was in addition to birthday sex. Like, present this coupon at any time for a no hassle blowie with no strings attached.
@A Deformed Penis, its nice that she overlooks your deformity
***tries giving girlfriend djck for Christmas*****
@Profiled Black Guy, Maybe you didn’t do it right.
1) Cut a hole in a box 📦
“Oh my god how did you know? Is a perfect fit! No, I’m not gonna take it back!
I'll take that over some of the gifts she gives me. It's usually useless junk.
Sale is 65% off. We were this close to greatness
Did you know the material on the inside of the cheek is the same material that the inside of a vagina is made out of?
Even if she had money this is still a good gift
Whats in the box! -Brad Pitt
The real question is would she take a gift of similar properties for her birthday?
The gift that keeps on giving
Well l was gonna give you a gift as well, but eating you out will just have to do.