...Bird law school
But your getting severely over paid for it so shut your mouth
@megamanx181x, hahah overpaid my ass. Clients want the baddest meanest pit bull attorney they can get their hands on. Also, when you call us you want us to answer, god forbid we put you in voicemail. You retain us when you can’t solve your problem. So hell yeah I will tax your ass and I will smile doing it. ( over paid lawyer) Hahahah
@guy212183, well appears we have a lawyer among us; tell me more of your world and enlighten me
@megamanx181x, if he is a new lawyer at a law firm, maybe not
@megamanx181x, That might have been true back in the day before oversaturation of the legal profession was a thing but now average pay for a new attorney in my area is like $40k a year. I’ve been practicing for 3 years and have met no attorneys that make 6 figures and most of them graduated with 6 figures of student loan debt. Also, usually people are very aware how much they are going to get charged to fight over stupid issues and not settle. If they are willing to do it, I usually tell them I’m not going to waste my time or I make them sign a disclaimer statement that I advised against it and they write a big check for me to deal with their idiocy.
@Shananigan90, that’s actually very good information, never knew the world of lawyers was like that
@megamanx181x, No problem! The profession has changed drastically in recent years with the advent of technology but most are unaware. The more you know 🌈
@Shananigan90, dude we will need you to give the law/court side opinion on some topics here
And I'm sure this motherf'r charged enough for this...dont cry to me you will just get your bags of money wet
You would see me teaching that bird nothing but bad words... she can’t prove I did it... is a bird!
@megamanx181x, imagine that on repeat in the middle of the night
@seeUpee, she’s going to eventually accept it’s true....
@megamanx181x, i would just start playing dub step to it
In legal terms I believe it is the bird is the word
Harvey Birdman attorney at law