I once dropped the shjttiest pick up line at this bartender that had angel wing tattoos on her back:
"I like the tats; very fitting for someone who's already an angel"
@Kangaroo Jacked, some say her vagoo is still dry to this day
@RustyFapwagon, the Sahara desert is jealous
@Kangaroo Jacked, angels don't have wings
"It gives me reminders to help keep me centered. Smoking just keeps reminding you that you're too cowardly to end it outright."
She got roasted XD
@Its A Fvckin Train, over a pit of hellfire
@Its A Fvckin Train, not as bad as his lungs
@Scottles, and the roast award goes too...
I think we make enough fun of enough religions but the Bible is poorly written and largely composed of smaller far more interesting myths from other religions Noah's flood and large parts of the creation myth was ripped right from The Epic of Gilgamesh
Seems like a quote from Daniel tosh