"I'm hitting the bar after work"
@LawyeredApe, "No, I'd say the bar will be hitting you later..."
@LawyeredApe, how about pushing in your stool later
@omnomnomivore, pretty sure someone will be pushing the stool in for him
"You must be a hole, you're a dick"
Wait, how is it visible?
Is he squatting or spreading his cheeks
Look at the lady in the background, she's so happy of those holes on the butt
It's not a phase mom. Being a douche bag is my life.
Plot twist: they're having an epic rock, paper, scissors battle. The girl in the back is the prize.
@Youngamazin08, advanced plot twist: his anus has a tattoo of "make America great again" which his boss is mostly offended by.
I see the hand shake, it's a deal