She's getting ready to suck the life out of him, that depressing bitch.
@Donald Trump, ID 266173
A round of applause to all our wonderful ladies out there
I always return the favor...by buying her food
@Richard Cypher, and the non wonderful ones? A round of Russian roulette with a flare gun?
@Richard Cypher, and the guys at truck stops that do it for a tenner!
Blowjob jokes are on point today.
Please relate to the previous picture for my comment
@Under The Gloves , ID: 266173
I'm having a rough day, and nothing can fix it.
What would be the male equivalent? Putting on chapstick?
*applies to new relationships only, void where prohibited
*proceeds to tell every girl this*