lol even if your not a mechanic
My uncle (a mechanic) told me this joke when I was little..
How do you know when a mechanic has sex? Because at least 2 of his fingers are clean!
@ TouchMyCatEars, Did your uncle use those two fingers on you as well?
Golfers say “fore” as a forewarning.
Can confirm, any time I've attempted to work on my car, my vocabulary constricts
@Empshok, doesnt need to be a car. Can confirm with a die cut, flexo, or folder gluer.
@ThePandaPool , uh...yes. Definitely. Unrelated note...while I TOTALLY know what you just said, for the sake of all those newbs out there, it may be good (for them) if you would clarify what the dank any of that means
@Empshok, Same happens when working on a computer both physically and in programming. Usually the words “why” and “how” are sprinkled in between all the swearing.
@Empshok, box making equipment. Big industrial machines.
Where’s my cheater bar?!?!?
If you have never had an argument with an imaginary engineer, you’re not a real mechanic
I kinda feel bad for all the engineers I’ve called an a$$hole
I think i said that exact blurb last time i worked on my car... lol
The accuracy here is incredible.
The infamous 10mm socket
Mechanics say..... FUUUUUUUUCK! ---SPLAT---
POINT THE FLASHLIGHT HERE!
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