She gets too hungry for dinner at eight
They hate him because he speaks the truth
@Donutfilm, is just facts! True facts!
Honestly, even if my partner could cook, she wouldn't be in the kitchen anyway, because little ol me has repressed and shatter dreams of becoming a chef, and the closest I feel to being alive is when I pull a perfectly cooked beef Wellington out of the oven, puff pastry crust golden and flakey, and set it down in front of the beautiful girl that I am slowly fattening up in order to lower her self esteem enough to never have the confidence to leave.
@crazylampshademan, you, my friend, are a genius. My wife loves cooking but so do I. We take turns, usually. Luckily, we have a big enough kitchen to share and do more things at once. For example, just yesterday, I made dinner for us while she made dinner for the kids. 3 different dishes total, all done within 35 minutes.
@crazylampshademan, are you okay man
@crazylampshademan, it is never too late to do what you want to do in life until you're 6ft under...well dead cause you can be scuba diving and be like 10ft under water or something like that, whatever you get the point
@LilPuppyOfDOOM , some things in life cannot be acquired. They must be givin.
@your new dad, no. I hate Beef Wellington.
@crazylampshademan, I'd watch this lifetime drama.
@crazylampshademan, if you relax your standards on the beautiful part and the girl part I’ll marry you
@crazylampshademan, you had ya in the first half
@LilPuppyOfDOOM , lol you can scuba dive 100 feet if you’re advanced open water certified. Just open water cert you can go 60 feet.
@crazylampshademan, This is too true
@crazylampshademan, is it fine if I use this in my tinder bio ? I just want to love someone that good. For me love is when I’m fed. I want to feed someone. I want to love as well.
@Rodestarr, go for it. Send me that screencap
@BigJohnson86, done. Meet me behind the McDonald's on Front St. I'll be wearing an oversized, stained Class of 93 crew neck, weeping into a bag of my clothes and several used adult diapers.
@Proactive Citizenry , I live stream myself breaking my thumbs every 3 months. Tune in next Sunday.
I do find it hilarious that when I tell people I'm a chef and that I aspire to be a mother and house wife I get a shocked, awe-struck, reaction, or I get told that I'm oppressing myself. Either way is great for a little laugh!
@CounselorDeannaTroi, Yeah you've just "internalized the oppression" is something I had a prof tell us straight faced. She wasnt to happy when i burst out laughing.
Is there a particular style you specialize in?
@Kliment Voroshilov, I like everything but I love pastry arts and I love teaching people about food! Doing giant, ornate, cakes and teaching future generations about food are both things I aspire to do one day.
@CounselorDeannaTroi, I'm an engineer, and I love to cook and bake. While I personally don't want to be a stay-at-home mom, I'm all for supporting those who do. I don't know why people feel the need to judge or put down what others want to do with their lives as long as it's legal and makes them happy.
Someone is bitter because they're alone...
This is untrue and I don’t like it
Well, that’s why I, male born 1995, had to take matters into my own hands and now I make better sh*t than you’d ever find at those places...
I also gained the disorder that I scream in terror if anyone touches MY PRECIOU... I mean, my kitchen.
Some cant even eat the hot chip
This app is becoming quite the crap show. I was hoping we would hide out from the Russians here longer than this.
Only 90’s girls will know.
Not gonna lie, kinda an impressive resume.
What’s hot chip?
Hey! I can’t twerk!
Excuse you, I was born in 1992 and this is still me. Okay, well the cooking part is true...
*whew* Just made the cutoff.
Twerking eh? That’s still a thing?
@megamanx181x, it’s a lifestyle choice