“It’s my wiener when it’s cold and flaccid... did I mention I’m a grower not a shower?”
@Siska the Khajiit, hey some of us enjoy our showers. #endthehate
@Siska the Khajiit, I myself am a grower. My little soldier turns into the Trojan horse that broke down the walls of Troy
@Diabolik, that’s... not at all what the Trojan horse did. They thought it was a gift and willingly allowed it entrance
@Siska the Khajiit, allow mine entrance and see what it messes up.
Plot twist: they measured starting at the 12 inch mark
I think you meant centimeters...
Wait, no. That's worse
Plot twist, they're 1st graders.
@The Pun Shielder, plot twist: wtf dude?!
I remember shjtpostbot posting this exact meme as a randomized upload, neat!
Who is this guy
Is that Sam from game of thrones?
I measured twice, what’s the problem?
This is rape!
Its upside down
Finally! A ruler for me!