Glad to see that at least his life isn't short.
@A pet named Steve, That's not the only thing of his that isn't short
@SimonPetrikov, I know his acting resume is quite long too
@A pet named Steve, apparently they’re well endowed.
@ImNotRacistBut, yeah all dwarfs love gold.
@stercus stercus, ah, Discworld. Where the male dwarves have beards and the female dwarves also have beards.
If only he was born 2 days earlier
"how long to dwarves live"