Mountain climbing in Skyrim
@Apollo Gauntlet, take an upvote, that actually made me chuckle.
@Apollo Gauntlet, every time.
@Apollo Gauntlet, DANGIT. I actually thought of that myself too. I was going into comments like "Skyrim better not be top comment..." Sigh.... *upvotes*
@Apollo Gauntlet, why not use a jetpack?
When you wash your hands but your mom asks you to go outside real quick but you notice the 7 legged cat/bird is still there and at that moment you whisper to yourself, "not this time" you proceed to rip off your belt and spank the 7 legged beast, tears filling it's eyes as he look upon you with great lust. You know it's wrong, but it feels so right. The beast cowers away from you, quivering in its naughty parts. You know you have the power to stop yourself, but your heart will never falter in its pursuit of love. No matter how erotic. This has been story time with your new dad
@your new dad , this is the story of the beginning of the song Bump and Grind by R Kelly
@your new dad , #relatable
@your new dad , reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Black Cat." Not sure why
@your new dad , Went from a 0 to a perfect 10 in about 3 seconds.
@your new dad , are you ok?
@your new dad , well, we've certainly all been there
@your new dad , wat
Well, that escalated quickly.
When babe says she wants to have sex on top of a mountain but your arms are broken.
It must be hard for him to climb with those balls of steel weighing him down
Wow he's playing with something that's hard as a rock without even using his hands ;)
@SmartAlex, that comment was smart, Alex.
Look mom no hands 😀
When you just got your nails done.
He must crave that mineral
I was so confused at first. I thought he was just sliding on dirt and the camera was making him look like he was climbing a mountain.
He's climbing Nopestyle all the way up to Fvckthat mt.