Feel the marble, date the marble, BE THE MARBLE.
@EpicFailuser, you gotta lick the marble! Sniff the marble! Wash the marble! Date the marble! Be the marble!!
@1wooT345, spongebob FTW!!!
What happens when you drop the soap.
@James got a Harden, Whatever you do, don't look away! Don't even blink!
@Cirno, that which holds the form of an angel becomes itself an angel
Maybe she's born with it... Maybe it's Marbelline
He must get the hardest boners.
When it hurts so much but you do it for Shrek
He looked stoned
I bet you also feel Slabulous.
He has that chiseled body
Stone dead gorgeous
You look marble-ous darling...yeah that was lame I know...I'll be on my way now. *shot misses* actually that wasn't too bad *stands ground ferociously*
He looks rock hard
looks like he just got kicked in the stones
9 August 2014 #9August2014
The Marbloro Man...? (Crickets chirp...no shots fired...tumbleweed rolls past...)
I guess you could say he's looking.. marbleous... wait.
Marbe it's Marbline
Boom, boom, FIRE POWA!