He must be a gearhead
@I like Ike, is it bad that I laughed at that comment a bit too hard?
@Pakmanlives, not at all. and not just because its my comment either. i mean, we are supposed to laugh on here so if you dont, that is where it turns bad.
@I like Ike, more like a giraffe...you see that guys neck?
I think they may have the wrong head installed...
@Ice Truck KiIIer, brother!
@Ice Truck KiIIer, *Unzips Pants*
@Ice Truck KiIIer, "I meant the other Phillips head."
Omg he's in the navy , my boyfriend has a uniform just like that ! Wooo go boats mates!!
@Stinkwrinkles, boatswains mate*
Isn't that uniform kinda counter productive? I mean, I get they are on water but what happens if they fall in? It looks like it would be harder to see them if they fell in the water, making rescue harder.
@MAN THE HARPOON, they are. The higher ups didn't really think when they made this uniform. They just wanted the navy to look "cool" for the high schoolers.
@NavyNuke, Same with the Army and UCP.
@MANTHEHARPOON, the color pattern is meant to hide grease and dirt
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Navy NWUs are so sick
@Poopcorn, I can't wait till I wear one, if I.
@Poopcorn, they are not. I don't understand why I have to wear a uniform that matches water. If I fall overboard it's gonna be harder to see than another color. Nwu's serve no purpose
@NavyNuke, you blend with the deck of the ship and the horizon so you don't get mowed by a jet not necessarily the water itself
@Poopcorn, the ship is gray. The horizon isn't digital blue. Jets don't aim for individuals. They shoot at the ship to sink it. Why would blending in with the ship help anyway? Are they gonna think there are no sailors on the ship and just fly by? It's still an American ship, they're gonna sink it.
@NavyNuke, I ment at an angle while they're dive bombing you'll blend with the deck and the water/horizon. And it doesn't necessarily need to be a jet it's just harder to target people who are blue in the middle of the ocean! Haha God you act like sailors have never been shot off a ship before. Pearl harbor ring a bell?
@Poopcorn, jets don't aim for sailors floating. They use gunboats or helicopters. They'll be close enough to see them because they know there are sailors floating around a sinking ship. I'm on submarines and if my boat sinks we use a system that shoots sailors to the surface. If I lose my life vest at any time and a rescue team is coming for me it's gonna be much harder to see me just flying by.
@NavyNuke, it'll be harder for you to see them because your blue! That's what I'm saying is you do blend in even if it's not that well. Better than dunagrees at least. Anyway thanks for your service I couldn't do a small metal cylinder for months. I've been considering not joining the navy anymore. There's a storm coming and I want to stay to keep my family safe
Must be the HEADgasket. BOOM!!!!! Corny jokes all on you screen. Deal with it....... Im sorry you guys but I wonder if he's the HEAD mechanic in charge. OH NO I DIDN'T!!!! YES I DID I WENT THERE!
Yesterday, I found out I can't join the navy because I have asthma :( Career path ruined
@timetravler, I'm sorry to hear that man. I'm currently trying to join the army and hopefully I make it. I hope that you can find a new path soon and have fun doing it.
@timetravler, I have a similar issue getting in the Army, I have a mild Pectus excavatum. According to my doctor it isn't life threatening, but the military thinks otherwise.
@TheRamenShaman, I could get a waiver, but I don't know how long it will take
@Moldy Penis, I hope you find a way around it
@timetravler, waivers take forever to go through, but it's so worth it. I'm currently waiting on one to go through, it's been two months so far. My boyfriend had to wait for 6 months. Yeah it really sucks having to wait but in the end when you get there it'll be worth it so you should try.
@Aperture Science, thank you for the support
@timetravler, are you serious! Lie dude! Cmon
@Poopcorn, I am an Eagle Scout, I don't lie.
@timetravler, they take a while. My waiver took a month
@NavyNuke, thanks for info
28 January 2014
Hah his literal head is stuck where the "head" would go hahahaha someone took mechanics class too literal
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What? I don't see the problem here