I thought he was gonna say grapes
@CJWJ, hey! Got any grapes?
@Proactive Citizenry , no like i said yesterday, we just sell lemonade, but its great and its fresh and its all homemade. Can i pour you a glass?
@Stabby, eeeh... I'll pass.
@Quoth the Revan, "Don't you waddle away from me you son of a bjtch!"
@CJWJ, I was hoping it was something slightly more violent.
You know what my favorite snack is? Duck
I was going to say bread...cause...ducks like bread...right?
@loloutloud, when a duck eats bread and then drinks water the bread expands in its stomach which can cause the duck to...well die. Because stupid @$$ ducks don't know when to fvckin' stop eating.
@DamnTootsiePopOwl, 0_0 so....I had a hand in murdering a lot of ducks.
I was gonna say chicken, but pretzels was a close second
🎶🎶A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "YOU WANT SOME FVCKING COCAINE??!!?!"🎶🎶
I'm not an idiot, just insane. A duck is talking.
That's not nice, duck.
This duck hurt my feelings
Don't judge me !