"People are going crazy after finding out how tall Lt. Surge is. What happens next will shock you!"
all ash’s friends are 4 foot?
@Z0IDBERG, either that, or Lt. Surge is the tallest man in the world.
@Z0IDBERG, they're Asian and Lt. Surge is American. That explains everything
@Sexy Homunculus, as an american of average height who has been to japan, i can confirm this. All of japan is on a 7/10th of a scale to the scale of american stuff.
@Sexy Homunculus, what are these places called "Asia" and "America", and where are they relative to the Hoenn region?
@Your Waifu, America is another name for Unova I think
@Z0IDBERG, I have done the math using pikachu’s average height as a ruler and not counting hair or hat Ash is about 3’5 or about 1.04 meters for comparison Lt. Surge is about 6’2 or 1.88 meters these measurements aren’t 100 percent due to image quality so no it’s not that Surge is really tall he’s only a few inches taller than the average man Ash however is about a little over a foot shorter than he should be as a japanese 10 year old 4’6 or 1.37 meters
@eleven, STOP BRINGING YOUR MATH AND LOGIC INTO OUR JOKES...who am I kidding, that is something I would do.
@Z0IDBERG, depends which region actually
@codyl, all I did was change it from a tall joke to a short joke
@eleven, *slow singular clapping growing to thunderous applause and whistling*
I saw Miss Saigon last month, and not surprisingly the Caucasian and black actors towered over nearly all of the Asian actors
@Sexy Homunculus, they smol
Hey! I know a few tall guys that do not know how to fight. The taller they are, the harder they fall
@seeUpee, that's why I learned the art of falling on the person taking me on. Cushion and pyrrhic victory. Win win
@voided sanity, Genius!!!!
@seeUpee, I'm only 5'7", get in close and jab. Got into a bar fight back in my 20's with a guy who was probably 6'3", and knocked him out. It was hilarious bc he started it, and the whole bar cheered for me after I put him down lol
@Not him again, im afraid to fight although past experiencs shows me that i can take a beating. I know some combatives and tang so doo yet not violent but i guess i gotta grow balls
If you're going off the height of raichu (2' 7") hed be like 10 feet tall roughly
Lt. surge knows There are no people doctors. Just me. And I don’t know people.
It’s like guile’s rogue brother
Dude his raichu cheats. It legit uses more than 4 moves in the anime
Lt. Surge is just from the One Piece Universe